Telling a story

Two days ago:

“Guess what happened with my friend today. She was...
You remember when I told you my friend, how she went, she was working for that agency...
Not when she went to Cluj, to that job at the City Hall...
Remember because her boss got weird and she had to leave, because he was...

Smoke and Mirrors

Despre mașini

How to Kill Your Husband

A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.

The pharmacist asks: "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"
The lady says: "To kill my husband!"
"I can't sell you any for that reason!" says the pharmacist.