vineri, 22 iunie 2012

How to Kill Your Husband



A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.

The pharmacist asks: "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"
The lady says: "To kill my husband!"
"I can't sell you any for that reason!" says the pharmacist.



The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife. He looks at the photo and says: 
"Oh, pardon me, I didn't realize you had a prescription".

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