It Just Makes No Sense

Homeless vs. Hipster

Your Horoscope, August 2012

Aries
Four will be killed, 12 injured, and nearly 50 molested this week after your unconscious escapes.

Taurus
Will you finally get that big job promotion? Is a whirlwind romance in the cards for you? Tune in to Taurus next week for all the answers and more!

Gemini
The training wheels will soon come off your bike, as will both regular wheels, the front and back brakes, each handlebar, and, finally, you.

Cancer
Red-bellied trout are known for traveling halfway across the country in search of a mate, but it’s still a bit of a surprise when hundreds of them arrive at your doorstep.

Leo
Don’t be afraid to ask loved ones for help this week. After all, they expect nothing less from a fuckup like you.

Good, Better, BEST

Never let it rest, until your Good is Better and your Better is BEST !

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Siria, Dușmanii și Bashar al-Assad

Singles Questionnaire

First of all, instructions:

Please answer each question as honestly as possible. I will grade your responses and get back to you.


1) A woman's place is in the:
a) House (or Senate)
b) Bedroom
c) Office
d) Sitting in a deep dark cellar plotting to cut a man's entrails out and leave it as food for wild jackals

2) When singing in the shower, you will most likely sing:
a) "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"
b) "Material Girl"
c) "I Touch Myself"
d) The theme from Psycho

3) The perfect Christmas gift is:
a) Expensive perfume or intimate evening wear
b) Flowers, a backrub, bubble bath, and a hand-written love sonnet
c) Six-pack of Bud, Domino's Pizza, and an evening of QVC
d) Whips, knives and red-hot irons

4) A woman's hairstyle should:
a) Gently accentuate her best features
b) Not resemble a poodle
c) Hide the lobotomy scars
d) Cover the little "666" on the back of the skull and not reveal the demon-horns

5) Your personal role-model is:
a) Hillary Clinton
b) Ruth Bader-Ginsberg
c) Daisy Duke
d) Lorena Bobbitt

Olimpiada în cifre

Content of Women's magazines

Europa League: Vitesse Arnhem - Lokomotiv Plovdiv

A great moment from Europa League game between Vitesse Arnhem and Lokomotiv Plovdiv.

By the time the result was 3-0 for the home team, Lokomotiv fans strongly supported their team singing one of their favourite songs. The home supporters began to sing along: